Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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