We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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