I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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