Ketchup is God's man juice
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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