Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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