Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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