if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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