I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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