I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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