You're completely useless in the revolution.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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