That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
