I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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