All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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