Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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