We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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