i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Come on in and take your pants off
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