I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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