I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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