so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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