Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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