Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick