Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

either way. win, win.

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(310): View more from California

you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.

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(415): View more from California

We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.

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(719): View more from Colorado

We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?

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(406): View more from Montana

He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.

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(801): View more from Utah

He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.

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