Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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