sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that