its not stalking. its research.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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