Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.