Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It's shark week go big or go home
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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