the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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