it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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