I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
send nudes
from the living room?
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