..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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