My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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