I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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