So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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