tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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