I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Randomize