Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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