ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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