Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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