i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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