is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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