I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
