A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Too much gin, very little bucket
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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