Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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