Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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