I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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