I think I am morally bankrupt
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This baby is an asshole
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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