i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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