Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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