Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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