Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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