Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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