She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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