I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
