After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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