I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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