I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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