i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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