She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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