Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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